Poofer Valve

The anus hole

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"

by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

by Genius October 31, 2003

poofer

a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca

"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"

by c-money, sasquatch October 16, 2008

poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.

the poofer fish was in the water

by a bored blonde girl... August 18, 2008

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

peter poofer

What the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket uses to described a gay person.

Graham Norton is a peter poofer

by Adam Hall July 29, 2008

poofer

a small woofer

"awww look at that adorable poofer!"

by Lemmon_drops March 19, 2019