Poofer Valve

The anus hole

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"

by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

poofer

a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca

"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"

by c-money, sasquatch October 16, 2008

poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

by Genius October 31, 2003

poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.

the poofer fish was in the water

by a bored blonde girl... August 18, 2008

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

peter poofer

What the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket uses to described a gay person.

Graham Norton is a peter poofer

by Adam Hall July 29, 2008

Poofer

Take a rip of weed in your anus. Hold it for your partner and when ready, the other party sucks the hit of weed from the smoker's anus.

Hey girl, you want to get toasted and hit this "Poofer?"

or

Why don't we get experimental and try some "Poofers" but please clean yourself before we do this.

by B-Raunchy August 23, 2025