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Pooey

The word pooey defines a person who is really gay and thinks they're really cool.

Another definition of pooey is everything you can think of that's bad into one person.
Hey angus your mega pooey!
by pooeylooeyboy July 21, 2021
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It means you stink and you’re fucking pooey
Oh you are so pooey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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How’s the sound of that pooey
by Yenarye April 10, 2022
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omg he is so pooey
by ...ebx... June 6, 2024
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someone who talks shit
omg he’s so pooey!”
ikr!”
by ...ebx... June 12, 2024
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Pooey

When something goes wrong or is not expected, but not that bad.
*leaves cool but useless thing at home* Ah pooey, I forgot to bring that thing I was going to show you!
by Galactic Mia 😎😎😎 February 19, 2025
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Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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