poopling 

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

poopling by Pooperooni July 12, 2009

poddling

That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.

The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.

poddling by Miss Know it alls April 26, 2011

Pootling 

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

Pootling by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020

rock pooling 

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

rock pooling by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

Card Pooling 

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.

Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.

Card Pooling by Adgo September 6, 2009

Tide Pooling 

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.

She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.

Tide Pooling by rickabone May 24, 2017

pooding 

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

pooding by guppygould May 30, 2009