The Official Podcast

I’m The worlds best podcast, full of mastabotory stories, hilarious one liners, incredible commentary on new and trending topics and filled to the brim with hilarious content

The four host Charlie, Jackson, Andrew, and kaya give the world the podcast we need but not the one we deserve with amazing guests such as jacksepticeye, pewdiepie, Idubbz, James Allen mcune, Keemstar, and how could you forget about the person who started it all Alex from I hate Everything.

With over 100 episodes The Official Podcast is a phenomenal experience from beginning to end

Charlie’s mom: honey Crit1kills new podcast just came out it’s called The Official Podcast

Charlie’s dad: ain’t that some shit

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 1, 2018

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

Sweet Sassy Poonassy

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

by SavLE February 23, 2011

poocoso

someone who get fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.
My little Johnny is quite the Poocoso.

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

poopasfuag

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.

"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"

by hellopanda October 21, 2012

pooass

a national agreement among men

'POOASS' Agreed

by penislover69 February 7, 2022

Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010