Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...
"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"
by J00lesC March 19, 2009
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Ponding

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
by Invitation December 12, 2008
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Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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[Pond]

The prefix for a special type of person who not only uses hacks, but decides to be the biggest dick possible while doing it, via teabagging, being toxic, and aimbotting from across the map. Despite their very obvious aimbot that anybody who has been in a match has seen, they never seem to get banned. You can find them commonly in the game Heroes and Generals, where they are online almost daily, and ruin any match they are in due to their combination of some of the best guns in the game, with their aimbot making them almost undefeatable.
Oh, the Pond people are in this match, get ready to lose, you know they're going to be using their cheats again.
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when u unintentionally fill ya girl’s belly button with cum after pulling out and it makes a lil pond
“I gave my girl a pond last night after pulling out.”
by mangothicc April 29, 2018
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A place where you go pick up dogs. (dog pound)
I want to go see if the dog pond has any yellow labs.
by Dianeb December 07, 2006
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Your mom.
POND!!!!!!!
by ClaptonTown October 24, 2006
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