poma

Acronym for diarrhea or serious butt spew: Pissing Out My Ass. Also referred to as "the pom".

If you go to Mexico, don't drink the water, unless you want poma.

Yo man, that oven pizza gave me the pom.

by Moon420 September 1, 2004

potassium noodle

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.

Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.

by krizzletizzle October 14, 2014

pomst

A passionate evening that is still not very coherent.

Jen: Jake and I had a very pomst night last night. He went from sexual to cold and distant.
Meg: Damn it sucks so hard when men are pomst. He must be going through manstration

by okkmissgirll January 22, 2021

Popaso

To smack in the face with male genitalia.

The popaso was so strong it left a red mark on his forehead.

by Popasomen February 4, 2019

poms

Parent Over My Shoulder

ayyy wanna have fun tonite? <3

poms ttyl

by imfromonett August 1, 2016

Officer Polaski

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.

Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"

by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009

Potassipussy

When u take a banana, loosely wrap it in duct tape, and carry it around in your pocket for an hour or so while you do your regular activities. Once the banana is fairly mushy and warm you cut off one end, shove your lil woodrow in, and make sweet sweet love to everyone's favorite source of potassium... and bananas never ask you to cuddle. You may want to shower afterward as u will have banana bits on your junk area. It's sort of ironic because a fruit that is notorious for looking like a peter is now a vagina!!!

If i make a potassipussy for that other inmate then maybe he'll stop raping me... maybe.

by supial12 November 25, 2010