dictionary polluter

1. n. one who puts stupid ass definitions on Urbandictionary.com about people they know personally from their school.

Listen up, kiddies: its not cool - and it never will be - to write about how (hot, athletic, sexy, ugly, stupid, mean) you think (name) from (location) is.

Your pal won't think you're much cooler, you're enemy will only laugh at you more because of your pathetic cyber-nerd venting methods and your date won't think your confession of true love on the internet is original. In fact, they'll probably think you're an assclown.

1. That person who wrote the definition inspiring this post was a dictionary polluter.

2. This site used to be funny years ago when it poked fun of a lot of things, but now its clogged up with teenie bop bullshit and is losing its entertainment value. Stupid dictionary polluters.

by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

pollute

To pollute means to introduce a substance or object into an ecosystem that is unwanted by anything living there. Some people pollute by mistake or because they have no choice, others because they like pollution and want to annoy narrow-minded environmentalists.

That girl wants to pollute the river by dumping Windex in it just because she likes pollution.

That man is a wealthy industrialist whose factory pollutes the sky.

by ILoveMyTulpa September 4, 2014

Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

by El Muneco May 7, 2009

British Polluters

The correct name for BP, an arrogant British company that likes the following activities;

(1) Ruining American Heritage
(2) Destroying American Coastlines
(3) Annihilating America's Beautiful Wildlife
(4) Lying to the American Congress
(5) Lying to the US President
(6) Getting away with murder
(7) Looking down on Americans and treating Americans like something they wiped off their "superior British" shoes

BP = BRITISH POLLUTERS. Arrogant, smug, racist and evil...so horrible....so British...

-Have you heard the latest about British Polluters. They've just destroyed the Louisana coastline and are lying to Congress.

-When I grow up, I want to work for British Polluters, so I can pollute America's coastlines and then lie about it...the british way.

by JEFFERSONWOULDBEMAD May 28, 2010

give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

pollute the airwaves

(verb) to say bad words on the radio.

Polluting the airwaves now!

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007