Poll Smoker

Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)

Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.

Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?

by dmkinn May 18, 2006

poll person

Poll Person is a Google Plus legend who has been banned almost 50 times. He finds glitches and gets paid by Google, he is also very sweet and attractive.

Oh my god is that Poll Person?

by Broccoli Mom December 10, 2017

poll smoking

Homosexual oral sex behavior. aka. Blow jobs.

"Wanna go poll smoking?"

by holywakamolyyall May 25, 2006

Poll Smoker

a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.

"ha ha.. That girl is a Poll Smoker!"

by ShoVel July 24, 2003

poll dancer

A politician, usually a Prime Minister or President, who depends heavily on public opinion in the form of polls to appear popular.

David Cameron doesn't stand for what he believes in. He's a poll dancer.

by PollDancer1 November 29, 2015

poll puncher

a person, who is usually drunk, has tendencies to punch street sign polls.

when is comes out of the pub, he can't help but be a poll puncher.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

poll whore

most commonly used on www.gaiaonline.com
almost always an option in a poll

do you like cats?
yes ( )
no ( )
poll whore ( )

by Xpenguin3647 February 19, 2009