pole polisher

a male who gives oral sex to another male.

"That guy probably is a pole polisher."

"I bet that guy sucks 100 dicks a day."

by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009

should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007

cock polisher

Simply put, Your Mouth.

For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"

by Angie L October 13, 2006

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

polished

Difinition used on lil jon cd as Some one who's fresh, clean ect.

That girl thinks she polished

by Stacey May 13, 2005

Polished Pig Turd

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.

Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)

by Wynnette McCullen October 4, 2013

Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.

I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.

by Coolcandle September 12, 2019