Polar Express

When you cum in a woman’s mouth then she spits your cum in your mouth and you spit your cum in her pussy.

Babe can we do the polar express, I really want you to spit your cum in my pussy!

by ChupaBoy December 27, 2025

Polar Express Syndrome

A piece of media, usually a film or TV Show, that has a leitmotif or main theme that is played whenever something mildly interesting happens.

"God, that main theme can really get annoying. It's like the show has Polar Express Syndrome.

by Twostie June 21, 2021

Polar Express Eyes

Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.

The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.

by KaisertheChad July 14, 2022

The Polar Express

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

by yoloboyswag420 August 8, 2014

The Polar Express

When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.

She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!

by Nerdious March 30, 2009

The Polar Express

The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.

Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!

by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006

the polar express

running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.

We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.

by bootylicious December 13, 2004