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In a while, pedophile

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag
by mcrobster October 10, 2009
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Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009
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pedaphidelic

when you see an old guy with a young girl..or old girl with a young guy..
(walking on pier see a old guy kiss a girl)

me-wow thats a little pedaphidelic dont you think?

my friend-wow yes that was
by R_swithenbank November 27, 2009
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Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.
by imje55 December 12, 2017
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Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"
by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009
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Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen
There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.
by Tone' April 20, 2008
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Reverse Pedophile

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person
A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"
by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008
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