packy slap

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

by Mr_feltpen September 8, 2010

pooky-schnookums

a term of endearment, often used to deliberately over emphasize the 'sweetness' to the point of it becoming somewhat of a joke

Seb: Bye pooky!
Jay: See you pooky-schnookums!

by scupper February 27, 2009

Porky Sanchez

A distant relative to Dirty Sanchez. A porky sanchez occurs when having sexual intercourse from behind (preferably doggy style) - and the male pulls out and unexpectantly jams his cock into his partners cornhole causing the partner to squeal like a pig!! At this time the male pulls out, rolls the squealing partner over, and wipes his poop dick off under his partners nose!!

I think my dad gave my mom a porky sanchez tonight!! I heard her squealing like a pig and then a lot of cussing - then when she came in to kiss me good night - her upper lip smelled like ass!!

by Porky Sanchez September 19, 2010

Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity

"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"

by Porkey hog December 26, 2013

pooky-smitz

one who has a giant octopus sand castle on the chesapeake bay and drives a golf cart

What?? I thought youz said that foo was a pooky-smitz!?!?

by Emelle da Killa July 2, 2003

pooky skirt

1.An extremely short skirt that almost shows a girls pooky.

2. A nick-name for a girl wearing a pooky skirt.

1. damn, look at that puta's pooky skirt

2. here comes pooky skirt

by grazee June 19, 2005

packy shower

The act of using alot of deodorant or aftershave to mask your smell instead of having a real shower.

I'll be 1 min gonna have a packy shower instead

by Adam curd 6355 June 5, 2016