Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

pull a punch

It's a boxing term, when you pull a punch you don't hit the other fighter as hard as you can.
It also means to hold back from doing or saying what you really think, not being completely honest so you won't hurt somebody's feelings.
When you don't pull any punches you are frank, honest.

Jason is a brutally honest guy, so if you can't handle the truth then you better not ask for his opinion, he can't pull a punch.

by sandra_dee January 12, 2009

Punch the boulder

Similar to "Jump the Shark" or "nuke the fridge", this idiom is used to describe when a videogame has begun its decadence or a period of bad quality. Named after the events in the final level of Resident Evil 5 when Chris Redfield shows impossible levels of human strength when he punches a boulder in a freaking volcano. It's important to mention that these moments aren't guilty of the changing direction (for worse) of a videogame saga but rather a symbol of it.

Oh my gosh, I thought this game was just campy but after the cutscenes it has definitely came to its "Punch the boulder" moment.

by Bhzrdgeek1719 June 13, 2021

punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

Supah Punch

The act of taking a sheep (in minecraft) by the balls, and punching the sheep so hard, it yields 3 wool.

A technique discovered by the great Mr Crainer , Supah Punching a sheep is the most efficient way of getting wool from a sheep (in minecraft)

But, all good things have to come to an end.

In the 1.7.2 update of Minecraft, punching a sheep for its wool was deleted.

For more about this event, and how it was coped with, see Supah Shear

Prior to the 1.7.2 update:

Mr Crainer: SUPAH PUNCH!
*sheep yields 3 wool*
Mr Crainer: See, it works every time.

After the 1.7.2 update:

Mr Crainer: SUPAH PUNCH!
*sheep yields no wool*
Mr Crainer: WTF??

*reads about update*
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*
*crafts shears*

Mr Crainer: SUPAH SHEAR!!
*sheep yields 4 wool*
Mr Crainer: WOOT!!!

by A Crazie July 7, 2011