nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Wet Pouch

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal March 1, 2011

Puchki

Someone who is so cute that all you can do is Aww!
Meghna's alternate name.

That girl is so puchki!

by puchki August 3, 2012

Pouch envy

When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one

Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad.
ken:He has got marjor pouch envy.
Joey:poor thing :(

by ron dick December 3, 2009

Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

puchek

A universal word which can be used in many forms and sentences used to represent/replace words of profanity.

Can also be spelt as PUCHECK and PUTSEK.

1. PUCHEK that hurt.
2. Those girls are PUCHEK!!
3. PUCHEK PARE!!

by [H][A][T][E][R][Z] July 29, 2008