plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 05, 2013

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Zoe Plummer

A teenage quoran. Who is known for being weird in general. Always willing to lean an ear. I hear she's a great friend.

Her name on Quora is Zoe Morrison

Damn bro that was like Zoe Plummer 2.0

by theidiotwhomakespeoplefamous September 26, 2020

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Dirty Plummer

While in the process of receiving oral sex. The individual lets a nasty wet fart out.

while she was giving me realy good like I mean really good oral sex. I Dirty Plummer her and she still went to town and it didn't even phase her.

by meltingsnowman April 20, 2009

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A plummer

A complete knob jockey thats got too much time on his hands and has to come to this site and put his friends up for ridicule, unfortunatly being said person also means all his friendships are through pity. A real class crap bastard

you fucking sad plummer like shit

by him October 06, 2003

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Rick James Plummer

Rick James, aka. Ricki the white, crazy, bald headed/tire on a harley riding rebel. Does what he wants, has no feelings or desire to make others happy. Gets bored easily, up for anything, best friend but nothing more man. Easily flowing but unable to have any long term bonds. Never lets anyone close to the point of becoming a chronic liar. Usually messed up on something, drugs or alcohol. Intelligent and skillful but lacks motivation to do anything long term unless given a purpose. Stories for days because the willingness to experience anything once. Hard headed and prideful. Has problems with Liars, Cheaters, Thieves, but tends to be exactly that. Not a whore but loves to fuck. Tests you constantly for years until.. well forever because he doesn't trust anyone. Gambling problem most likely, divorced, probably killed someone before but most likely has outstanding members of society for children. Geminis or scorpios. Dont get attached, he doesn't really like you like that"

Definition: Rick James Plummer (n) ; White Cracker Version of the Rick James.
Ricki: "I left everything behind, moved to another state on my Harley, to pay top dollar for hookers, tattoos, and cheaper drugs"

Random girl he moved in with: "Why cant you show someone love? A female by your side and ain't nothing stopping you from reaching peace"

Ricki: "Because Im Rick James Bitch, nothing stops me from doing anything. I'll die alone because I choose to!"

by RickiJ October 17, 2022

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