job de plume

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."

The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.

by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

Plum Dumpling

1. A very painful hemorrhoid in men
2. Smelly and cavernous vagina in women
3. An STI

Hey did you go to the doctor to have your plum dumpling removed?

It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn

Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?

by ExpectResistance July 27, 2016

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

Sweetest plum

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor

Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

by Tonythetiler May 24, 2020

plsmarrymecatra

I LITERALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON HER, SHES THE BEST, SHE SO PRETTY OMFG, SHES KIND, AND SHE FUNNY. UGH JUST DATE ME ALREADY! SHE WATCHES SHE-RA AND THE OWL HOUSE ✨PERFECTION✨

“plsmarrymecatra” MORE LIKE PLS MARRY ME

by icantcomeupwithauser July 18, 2021

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

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by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

by Lee Mo April 6, 2008