Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

Ploof

Ploof \plʊf\

1. To plop and poof at the same time. 2. The sound marshmallows make. 3. Nonsense. 4. The act of ploofing. 5. An alternative to POOF

Ploofs, ploofed, ploofing, ploofery.

It... PLOOFED!
That is utter ploof.

by Red~ August 2, 2011

plooft

Plooft defenifion is: a person is stupid

Person 1: hey person 2!
Person 2:?
Person 1: your a total plooft

by Moan lord 89 March 26, 2020

Poofoon

Combo of buffoon and poof

George from GRINDR asks me out to dinner and drinks and then asks me to pay him back, whatta strait up poofoon

by surkmydirk March 6, 2022

Ploofy

The act of being fluffy, soft, spread out, and generally pleasing to the eye.

Originally used in relation to complicated algebraic expressions.

The long and ploofy maths question had everyone puzzling over it.

by JJJake October 29, 2023

Bullet Ploof Grass

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT

"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

ploofy

ploofy = fluffy+poofy= fuzzystuff= kittens= Cats= Patches= blanket =doorway =opening =shaft =cave =hidden treasure

ploofy = hidden treasure

margret: this map leads to some ploofy

by dragons000000 November 4, 2006