piking

The act of inconspicuously dumping out an unwanted alcoholic beverage because you cannot drink as much as your cohorts.

Little Jimmy was nailed big time for ignoring the "No Piking" sign at the house party when he dumped his beer into the bushes.

by rapacity October 1, 2008

Piking

The act in which someone gains sexual gratification from furtively watching dogging.
dogging carping ducking

Michael became aroused, as he cleverly concealed himself in his favourite piking bush at Wisley Gardens.

He sat back and dreamt of the day he would become a fully feldged dogger.

by Razzle August 21, 2004

Piking

The act of a male giving another male quick anal sex.

Hey bro, I haven't had contact with a woman in 8 months, I kinda feel like piking; do you think we could pike one out?

by bossy rossy August 22, 2011

Abby pilkington

A 4 foot girl with fit sisters and a sexy bald dad called mark

Hey who is that over there

That’s abby pilkington, she is a 4 foot wanker

by Itoooototiotototo February 12, 2022

Pilking

The act of inflating your skin flute, or skin hose, with a toothpick covered in oil

I cannot wait to do some pilking with my buddy Kyle!

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Plifking

When a man who looks uncommonly like a monkey has their balls sucked by someone from worcestershite. Rare in the most part but common in the year 2006 around the area of north-west edinburgh in scotland.

"Murray well wants to drop Green Wing off at Jess's to get a good plifking."

by Civor May 19, 2006

Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012