Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

Penush

Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.

1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.

by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

paenus

The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.

"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."

by elementchaos December 9, 2008

plents

shortened form of plenty

Don't bother me right now I have plents to do.

by tobieonekenobi July 25, 2013

Penus

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.

" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "

by Bad Neighbor August 4, 2008

Plenis

Kind of like a penis, ya know?

Dude, what's a plenis?

by Gp fo' sho January 11, 2009

Planus

Planus (n): the small circular opening on the rear of an air plane, where the exhaust is released. The anus of the plane.

Check out that planus! It looks old and overused.

by LindsayM April 28, 2009