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Platooned

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.
"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".
by kramssor April 21, 2009
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Platoon

It's the name of a movie made by 'Oliver Stone' in 1986. I would say, it's a fine piece of art. Rated 8.1 stars on IMDb, which i would call underrated.
Example 1: Platoon is a fucking great movie. Don't you fucking agree? (Idiot, don't question that)

Example 2: If you don't know the movie Platoon you can go fuck yourself. (Genius)

Example 3: You ask me what Platoon means as a word? Dude, it's a name of a movie end of story. (Moron)
by klimzo February 12, 2018
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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
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Stourbridge platoon

A bunch of thieving cadets
Who enjoy deez nuts
Damn those Stourbridge platoon cadets keep stealing our drill manuals
by Your lordship November 1, 2021
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shat on my platoon

A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale
'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'

'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'
by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009
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Platoon of whores

A groups of skanky hoes who twerk around cop cars
Hey check out that platoon of whores!
by dan bradders June 11, 2019
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Tuna Platoon

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."
by rpskrilla October 7, 2011
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