Plausibly Bangable

The theory that you can fuck anything with a hole.

Guy 1: Bro, look at that wall!
Guy 2: It's plausibly bangable

by BlackTeaMochi May 8, 2022

horror-plause

Clapping while simultaneously expressing groaning audibly or grimacing. A schizophrenic reaction to something one find's both funny and horrific.

The audience gave Conan O'Brien only horror-plause for his monologue--no genuine laughter for him tonight.

by Catherine McHenry March 11, 2008

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

plaus

Gas that is better than regular, but not quite supreme. Most often offered by Mexican gas establishments.

"Hokay mang, joo want plaus?"

by Sacul Ekaj October 10, 2008

Plausible Deniability

To know that your condom broke inside but you choose not to tell your partner

She has so many boyfriends, that if she ever gets pregnant, all of them gets the benefit of plausible deniability

by Tashrifm July 24, 2022

Plausemaroney

1. Completely implausable
2. A total screw up

Dave: Did you hear that 95% of all Icelandic dwarves have an STI of some kind?

Nick: Dude, that's such a plausemaroney!

by The Curling kids June 9, 2012