platapussy 

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

platapussy by platapaul February 17, 2022

Platypussy 

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

Platypussy by Bre and someone November 7, 2009

Platterpussy 

Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.

I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.

Platterpussy by Smorgey March 29, 2011

Platypussy 

A platypus sized vag
See epilatypussy

Wow man her's is so big!

Big enough to be a platypussy?

HELL YEAH!

Platypussy by Nasugi November 23, 2011

Platypussy 

A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss

holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic

Platypussy by wikitwikit April 24, 2010

Platypussy 

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

Platypussy by ALEX CHARNEY March 27, 2008

Platipussy 

A person that uses platitides in place of actual knowledge or wisdom.

My old manager used to say things like; time is money and one in the hand is worth two in her bush because he nothing insightfull to add. This made him a total platipussy.

Platipussy by PhukInPhx July 5, 2011