Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006

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fake prankster

Someone who won't go up to real strangers;who doesn't have balls.......and a bitch.

Person 1:Dude this youtuber is posting fake pranks.
Person 2:Yea man, he must be a fake prankster.

by Strikxh December 4, 2016

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Prankster Gangster

Prankster Gangsters are MLG Gangsters who prank other Persons. They are the Fanbase of Pink Sheep, a Minecraft/Roblox Youtuber which has about 1,5 Million Subscribers.

All of the Prankster Gangsters are Part of the Prankster Gangster Nation, the normal Name for the Pink Sheep Fanbase. They are always loyal to him and support him as much as they can.

Yo what is up my Prankster Gangsters?

by Gangster PEKKA May 8, 2019

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plasterbating

The act of masturbating after a night (or day) of severe drinking.

dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.

dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?

by hammerbeard September 13, 2011

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Plaster fucked

someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.

The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.

by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019

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