PHONEGASM

When having phone sex, and one has a real orgasm, not faked.

I was talking to Dave on the phone last night and we started having phone sex and I didn't even have to fake it, I had a huge phonegasm!

by LYNDA LOO December 12, 2007

phonegasm

a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.

Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times

by ifmod November 11, 2011

phonegasm

when you use your phone so much that it gives you an orgasm.

Kevin: what's up?
Dale: one sec, phone.
Kevin: ugh
Dale: *shakes* ahh, phonegasm

by KevinTV October 23, 2011

Phonegasm

A phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. Phonegasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.

When Jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.

by Mr David January 7, 2010

Panigasm

A panigasm occurs during deep copulation as the hour strikes midnight, and the garage door opens to the sound of, 'honey, I'm home!' While simultaneously cumming and gasping with horror, you pull out and accidentally cum all over said girl, new sheets, innocent pet, or all of the above.Note: True panigasm happens on parent's bed.

I was enjoying the fruits of my gay porn, when my favorite Thai boy toy screen idol and wife's emergence from the door coincided. I instantly had a panigasm all over my wife's horrified face, hands, and frozen pork dumplings in the Trader Joe's bag.

Late one evening at the office, my slim secretary was polishing the better part of myself under my mahogany desk, when my girlfriend decided to surprise me with my favorite dollar dumplings. I screamed silently as my panigasm shoved me further into my secretary's mouth, bumping her head violently underneath my desk.

by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

Phangasmic

An extreme amount of excruciating pain

Having your face cut off is a Phangasmic experience

by JokersSalvation July 21, 2016

ponegasm

Alternate, more memetic spelling of ponygasm

Horsefucker 1: *browsing deviantart* Dude these ponies are cute af
Horsefucker 2: Put dooown the chrome tabs m8
Horsefucker 1: I have to hug them all, they're too cuuute.
Horsefucker 2: Don't have a ponegasm man.
Horsefucker 1: *squeeeeeeing horse noises*

by caucow June 12, 2018