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office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
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FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008
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planchada

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.
Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.
by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013
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plankfuck

Sex where, usually the partner on top, is in a plank position. The bottom partner can be in any position underneath and any hole or area can be being penetrated: mouth, anus, vagina, breasts. The key is that this action also doubles as an intentional intensive core and ab workout for one or both partners.
Damn, my abs are looking ripped after all that plankfucking last night. I’m skipping my core workout at the gym today!
by Sheilalee July 17, 2018
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Skank plank

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
by Sgas August 5, 2013
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plankton uchiha

A name belonging to a semi-known Rust cheater who has cheated on many Icefuse servers (particularly Warden 2x) during late-spring to late-summer of 2020. They're rumors that this person went back onto Icefuse in December 2020 but got banned due to cheating. They're also rumors that he wasn't cheating in Rust (in December), but using a hack for the game "Among Us". This player was in the clans, "gayz", "BO99", "999", "BOPP", "damm", "damn", "ESP", and several others. This player has used the handles, "plankton uchiha", "ploonkton uzumaki", "ez claps ez smacks", "Triple Heady Go To Beddy" (not the original), and several others. This player has bypassed several HWID bans (given by Rust) and several Icefuse bans. He was nearly banned when his online friend (AuraLoL) went against him as a wipe (as a challenge) and gave all the evidence that plankton gave him, unfortunately, plankton was afk at the time of the report being reviewed.
Nick #BeamerSZN: Remember plankton uchiha?
AuraLoL: Fuck you, kid. That's my homie.
by notmyrealname111111 March 5, 2021
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