Pizza Hut 

I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?

I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.

Pizza Hut by Jason December 8, 2003

Pizza Hut 

noun

A hut made of pizza ingredients.
Dates back to before earth.
First pizza hut built by jesus christ.

"Mommy, why are we the only ones withour a pizza hut?"
"Because hunny, we are too poor."
"Oh...shit."

Pizza Hut by Amanda Lewis June 14, 2006

pizza hut 

Pizza Hut is the best chain pizza store, and is #1 in the industry. They have a knack for doing away with the best types of pizza they have (the sicilain, the Chicago dish). I used to work there.

One time while working at pizza hut I watched a coworker bleed into the pizza sauce.

pizza hut by nikthenyetminder February 21, 2005

Pizza Hut 

The most disgusting pizza on earth. The sauce is flavorless (if there's actually any at all). All that can be tasted is the funny-tasting cheese. The bread is drenched in grease. Quite frankly, the pizza rather expensive for the crappy taste.

Guy that eats anything: I ordered delivery.
Dude: What is it?
Guy that eats anything: Pizza Hut.
Dude: Blech, gross.

Pizza Hut by frosm April 16, 2006

Pizza Hut 

The most disgusting fucking pizza on earth. If you eat there you will die of AIDS and other vanerial diseases.

I ate at Pizza Hut and I died of AIDS.

Pizza Hut by Ru-Paul July 4, 2003

Pizza Hut 

It is hard to make pizza taste bad, but Pizza Hut can every time. Why is this place the country's most popular pizza chain?

They say bad sex is like bad pizza....not that bad. Pizza Hut is terrible, though.

Pizza Hut by BobbyLightJr. December 29, 2010

Pizza Hut 

As a rule, always microwave anything food you buy from this store THOROUGHLY!!!! Trust me.

After clearly seeing the Piza Hut cooks rubbing and picking their noses with their fingers while making my pizza, I complained to the manager about what I saw. To this day, he still hasn't done a goddamn thing to educate the employees on the basics of hygene, sanitation, and hand-washing. I guess Pizza Hut values the dollar more than they do the customer.

Pizza Hut by Now, I just cook all my food at home October 22, 2003