Putting your best ball forward

When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.

Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".

by Parcerito March 11, 2014

Aesthetically off putting

A kind way of telling someone that they're ugly

Bro, even with all that makeup that girl is still aesthetically off putting

by Nazannex March 5, 2023

Night Putting

It's just putting at night. Mitch Comstein, Ty Webb's college roommate was a night putter.

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...

by R W January 14, 2008

putting someone over

Making someone look good in front of others

Dude, I really put you over with David and Lisa in our meeting this morning; I think you will land the job.

by Dean Harvey February 11, 2004

PIatinum

A popular gaian who later on changed his username to "Platinum." He is known as a troll in the gaia community. Very annoying, but attractive internet sensation...

his annoying/quirky nature inadvertantly caused a "war" on massive internet chatroom thing site 4chan early in the year, that caused the site to close for some time. He went downhill after he was out trolled in 2006. There have been but a few people who worship him for his successful trolling.

You were owned if PIatinum trolled you!

by michael937xx December 18, 2009

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004