A medium sized breed of dog who is often stereotyped as being violent. Smiles a lot. Prone to getting the zoomies, where they run around like crazy and then fall asleep.
by Sugar Plumps July 7, 2017
The oral stimulation of a man's penis while he sings for the woman giving the head. The woman giving the head then orgasms before the male as a result of the sound of his voice.
by Buddha Budski May 20, 2011
PITBULLED is another name for a repost on a forum. Originally derived from a member who was notorious for making reposts on gixxer.com
by Grandevil July 31, 2006
an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
by stlmxc September 3, 2007
by Olshan August 29, 2008
a very good man yes very good, his bald head makes all smile. my father has a case of ligma and it is very sever so pitbull is father figure to all now.
music sucks.
music sucks.
by whydoineedaccountfordictionary January 16, 2022