A good natured and loyal dog that when trained properly can be an awesome pet to have. There are those who take advantage of the pitbull's strength and courage, and train the dog to become a killing machine, often used in clandestine dog fights. Thanks to these idiots and the ignorance of the government of Ontario, Canada, there has been a pitbull ban placed province-wide. I will soon have to neuter my dog and place a muzzle on his snout when I walk him. The funny thing is that my dog won't hurt a fly, he is way too Canadianized.
Pitbulls include the American staffordshire Terrier and the American Pitbull Terrier but some people tend to mistake other breeds as being Pitbulls
by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005
by i dunno? April 01, 2005
an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
by stlmxc September 03, 2007
A shitty dog known for attacking all living things, including humans (adults and childrens), and other dogs. Idiotic pit bull apologists will claim that whenever a pit bull kills someone, it's the owner's fault, saying "Uhhhh it's not the dog itself that's shitty, the dogs known for attacking just had bad owners!". While pit bulls who are trained well usually exhibit a loving personality, many of those same pit bulls have been known to be angered by small things and attack someone. Remember, these dogs were bred to fight. All it takes is to accidentally step on their tail to have them maul your newborn son to death. These dogs are a favorite of ghetto low-lifes. I personally think that there should be a ban on pit bulls in the United States.
Person 1: Aw what the fuck, this dog is fucking mutilating my leg!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Baxter? But he's a kind soul, he would never attack anyone!
Person 1: He's attacking me right now, what the fuck are you talking about!
Person 3: Look, asshole Person 1, it's not that poor dog's fault you kicked its leg a little (by accident). Stop being a pussy crybaby!
Pit bull: *proceeds to eat a newborn baby's face off*
Person 2: Oh, you mean Baxter? But he's a kind soul, he would never attack anyone!
Person 1: He's attacking me right now, what the fuck are you talking about!
Person 3: Look, asshole Person 1, it's not that poor dog's fault you kicked its leg a little (by accident). Stop being a pussy crybaby!
Pit bull: *proceeds to eat a newborn baby's face off*
by pencildude June 12, 2017
A shitty guy who got famous from saying dale and singing in his own language, all he does is sit down in his music videos or feature in other artists videos and he's bald. MR WORLDWIDE IS SHIT
by Leeeeela November 16, 2014
by Olshan August 29, 2008
1. A slang term used by the media for mixed breed dogs containing bulldog background or dogs in the "bully" group which include american bulldog, american pitbull terrier, staffordshire terrier, and the bull terrier. By calling these dogs pitbulls they can get more publicity.
2. American pitbull terrier registered by the U.K.C.
Staffordshire terrier if registered with the A.K.C. These are the real pitbulls.
2. American pitbull terrier registered by the U.K.C.
Staffordshire terrier if registered with the A.K.C. These are the real pitbulls.
1. On the news today they said a pit bull attacked a little kid, but it was really a bull terrier.
2. I registered my pit bull today and her papers say american pitbull terrier.
2. I registered my pit bull today and her papers say american pitbull terrier.
by bulldog owner March 19, 2006
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