Pistone'd

(adj)

Street slang for the unique level of wreckedness one can achieve by getting very drunk then very stoned.

Borrows it's name from former Newcastle and Everton Italian full-back Alessandro Pistone. Pis (pissed) - stone'd (stoned.)

'I followed that four litre of White Ace with a few creamy buckets last night. I was well pistone'd.'

by Esgsa\a July 3, 2008

pizzowned

To be owned. Used in the following insult.

You better start walking to Pizza Hut, cuz you just got PIZZONED!

by bodhicide January 17, 2005

Pizzowned

eating a Pizzahut Pizzone while owning someone

Dude you totally got pizzowned by Dalton... that guy has some serious Halo skills

by Daltonious July 6, 2008

pizzowned

1) Pizzowned is from the dirivination of the word "Owned" and is used in extreme and intense context. Usually used along with the set of words "You have been." Past tense- Pizzowned, present pizzownage or pizzown.

1) AHHH IVE BEEN PIZZOWNED!!!

2) You have been officially been pizzowned men likers.

3) I pizzowned you all.

by Stevie owns you all May 4, 2005

postpwned

to be pwned so badly that you don't notice it until later.

What Casey said about Eric's mom didn't seem hurtful at first, but, when he got home, Eric realized that he had been postpwned.

by GandalftehWhite February 16, 2009

pizzowned

To be owned so bad you just have to leave!!!

YoU BeTTeR CaLL PiZZa HuT BeCaUsE YoU JuSt GoT PiZzOwNeD!

by -Chr!$^- July 31, 2005

postpwned

the shame and/or sadness one feels after they have been pwned.

person 1: what's his problem?

person 2: oh, don't mind him, he's just postpwned.

by seldom dark April 6, 2009