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pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006
To pwn someone, with a little more class.
I say, good sir, I shall now go merrily to pizzone those n00bs. Cheerio!
pizzone by Bob882 January 30, 2005

pizzowned 

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".
You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?
pizzowned by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004

Pizzondizzled 

A gangsta word for pwned which has the same meaning. This word is used by my friend scott during Halo 2 Slayer matches.
Scott:Pizzondizzled! That was wit no scope too!!!
Pizzondizzled by JohnCutty December 30, 2005
Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.
Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!
Pizoned by Cable330 February 28, 2010