pistol whip

When a man smacks his penis across a woman’s face

I pistol whipped Jessica so hard last night her dentures came flying out!

by DirtyJulie January 30, 2023

pistol whip

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.

"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"

by Sam January 27, 2004

pistol whip

to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.

by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003

Pistol Whip

the act of strikeing one to the neck with the butt of a pistol.

SHUT THE FUK UP, or i'll pistol whip ur ass

by kman kenny January 15, 2008

pistol whip

1. when your astral walking neighbor wishes a large migraine onto your cranium
2. When your astral walking neighbor spiritually copulates with your cranium

Bill pistol whipped me last night !

by i am a reptile January 1, 2012

Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.

Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis

Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.

by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021