ppsexual

when you are sexually attracted to big pp dick

jim: god damn whenever i see mine or someone else’s pp i just wanna cum so hard
jambo: im actually ppsexual which descibes hpw you are feeling, maybe you are too!
jim: ok
jambo: ..
jim: *leans in*
jambo: *leans in*

mmmmm

by sussybakaaaa June 1, 2021

Piksexual

Someone who has an extreme love for the Nintendo franchise "Pikmin"

Person 1: I love playing Pikmin

Person 2: your such a Piksexual

by Picker September 20, 2023

Pesexual

Pronounced "Pasexual"

Someone who's attraction is not define by gender, they just like people. It is different to bisexual because they say they like men and women.
A "Pesexual" just likes people.

Person 1: "So you're bisexual?"
Person 2: "No I'm... into people. I'm pesexual"
Person 1: "Ohhh!"

by PeopleExciteMe June 5, 2011

Pi-sexual

One that is finds no pleasure in life or sexual experiences although finds complete bliss in the perfection of the equation Pi to such an extreme degree that they feel as if the meaning of life it’s self was meant to solely worship Pi.

I didn’t understand nor enjoy life till I found the flawlessness of being a Pi-sexual.

by dmbpoetic November 19, 2011

Pipexual

A guy who wanks over David Hasselhoff (The HOFF), but has a girlfriend simular to Pamela Anderson.

Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.

U'd never guess but Martin's a Pipexual, the Jammy Git!!!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Piesexual

A Piesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to pie

Boss: can you fill out this form
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual

by BucketGuy May 31, 2016

Piesexual

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".

Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.

Spike: Really?

Ross: Yup, official since last week.

Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.

by KrazyBlades October 4, 2008