Post Pirating

Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".

Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!

by DavidNVegas February 3, 2014

Bama Panty Pirating

When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.

Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

Piraningolianjack

A term comprised of the words 'pirate', 'ninja', 'Mongolian', and 'lumber jack'. Used to describe someone who has combined traits of all four stereotypes of such badass motherfuckers.

"He's clearly flipping out, pilfering ships, pillaging fields, and chopping wood. He is a piraningolianjack."

by Byron December 27, 2003

Piratings

If someone does something awesome and manly they will get "piratings" for it. This is pretty much the same as ratings but only for manly things that a pirate would do

"I'll give you bare piratings if you merc that old lady over there and then rape her with your face.Twice."

by Sinister Sausage May 17, 2006

Prating

Prating, which is short for pre-dating, means to date in middleschool. The point of Pre-dating is to find out what type of personality traits you like in someone and maybe even to bring it to the next level when you get to highschool if you're serious with someone, which then you are dating them to find out if they're marriage material.

"Mom I asked out a girl and now we're Prating." (Boy is in middleschool at the time of saying this.)

by elicarden12 April 24, 2017

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

pitating

a word to describe a certain type of murder where you choke someone in sleep with a fruit pit.

I don't know john, I think sally is pitating my best friends.

by John_hasalotofextremepregnant November 8, 2022