Piratings

If someone does something awesome and manly they will get "piratings" for it. This is pretty much the same as ratings but only for manly things that a pirate would do

"I'll give you bare piratings if you merc that old lady over there and then rape her with your face.Twice."

Piratings by Sinister Sausage May 17, 2006

chair pirating 

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

chair pirating by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

Piraningolianjack 

A term comprised of the words 'pirate', 'ninja', 'Mongolian', and 'lumber jack'. Used to describe someone who has combined traits of all four stereotypes of such badass motherfuckers.

"He's clearly flipping out, pilfering ships, pillaging fields, and chopping wood. He is a piraningolianjack."

Piraningolianjack by Byron December 27, 2003

Pirating 

The best and worst thing. For us, it's the BEST thing; for the people that made it, it's the WORST thing.
Pirating is when you download a game, movie, music, porn, etc. for free (illegally) and basically is claimed to be "stealing". But if you actually robbed a DVD out of a store, it ain't there anymore because it's with you. But if you pirated a DVD, it's still gonna be there AND on your computer.

For me, pirating is the best thing if you are:
1) Too lazy to get a part-time job as a teen
2) Broke as hell
3) Never in a mood to buy a movie

Mordecai: Dude, why are you pirating that movie? It just came out.
Rigby: Because, why buy it, if you can get for FREEEEE?

Pirating by DarkspineSilver1 December 31, 2014

Pirating 

Pirating is when you go to your friends house,
pick up a CD or DVD with media on it,
and scream
"ARRGGH!" at the top of your lungs.
make sure to sound very piratelike when doing this to make sure you Pirated the CD/DVD correctly.

Joe: I love Pirating music,
Steve: I Pirated a CD a minute ago
Joe: Did you scream "ARRGGH!" loud enough?
Steve: yep :P

Pirating by T-Killah July 15, 2010

Piratitis 

A degenerate disease afflicting mostly males. Common indicators include alcoholism, hair loss, tooth loss, limb loss, an affinity for the letter "R", skin ailments, and a constant desire to plunder more booty. Symptoms may be subdued through exposure to gold and women. No cure has been found to date.

That dude's lifestyle has cost him his youth. The piratitis is so bad he's starting to look like the crypt keeper.

Piratitis by JKAMullins January 5, 2009

Reverse Pirating 

Reverse Pirating is defined as when a pirate gives other pirates their treasure instead of keeping it for themselves, a.k.a being a "Philanthropirate".

"Let's go do some Reverse Pirating, Mates!"

Reverse Pirating by Cupokirby July 2, 2018