lead pipe lock

a guarantee; a definite outcome

My bookie says (insert team) is a lead pipe lock to win.

by J&L February 14, 2008

paper lover

Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.

I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.

by piedmont April 26, 2009

pipe line

The best surf in the whole world.

Lets go surf at the pipeline.

by Kailua boy January 31, 2004

alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

Paper Lung

A "paper lung" is a person who can't handle a single toke of a joint. After just one toke they will instantly dry-heave and cough to death as if they have coronavirus. A paper lung is also commonly known as a pussy.

Gary: "Oi mush, you want a toke of this?"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"

by Yung Petrol March 23, 2020

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015

Alaskian Pipe Line

To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

by shitier friend August 10, 2009