"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."
Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
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Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
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To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
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2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
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