Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
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Get the pinching a squelcher mug.A stupid word old people use when they want to try and be cool. It means the equivalent of saying, “Hey! Don’t trash my idea.” or “You’re making me upset.”
Rob: “Ughhh you’re pinching my vibe!
Suzy: Don’t day that! That’s what old people say when they want to be cool.
Suzy: Don’t day that! That’s what old people say when they want to be cool.
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Get the Pinching My Vibe mug.(verb) 1. Descriptive word(s) used to describe the act of defecating a large thick sweaty meaty chud in a public area immediately after eating greasy food.
(verb) 2. Arresting anyone named Chenery on any number of various greasy offenses, usually related to nonpayment of child support.
(verb) 2. Arresting anyone named Chenery on any number of various greasy offenses, usually related to nonpayment of child support.
Cleetus saw that twat Michael pinching a chenery on the hotel lobby floor after eating 17 sliders and downing 12 warm Bud Lights.
Wow, the police are to be commended for pinching a chenery there by nabbing that farple manooney for not even supporting his own kids.
Wow, the police are to be commended for pinching a chenery there by nabbing that farple manooney for not even supporting his own kids.
by Alfonso T. Watt February 18, 2011
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