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little ball of excrement left over in the hair around your anus (British)
You stupid pillock !
pillock by Ed January 12, 2004
a person with oversized reproductive organs
errol flynn was a pillock
Pillock by dc gibson December 29, 2002
people who are sorrowingly brain dead and cannot or will not contribute to scoiety
dave, quit being such a PILLOCK
pillock by Dr. insult May 8, 2022
Verb. To barrack or taunt an initiate in the 20th century coal mining industry, esp Yorkshire.

Pillocking was a tradition in which initiates were broken into the ranks of the miners through tricks and bleak humour. How well or poorly the initiate accepted the treatment would determine his social position and become a defining feature of that person's at work character, an important part of working as a team in hostile conditions and could last a lifetime.
Jonty took a right pillocking in his first week but he took it well enough and soon settled in.
Pillock by Harry Blaen July 20, 2024

Infantile Pillock 

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis
Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
Infantile Pillock by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Infantile Pillock 

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."