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The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
Get the Piesexual mug.(verb) to look up information on the internet or by other means with regards to a potential hire or applicant to get an idea as to what they are like. Can be detrimental if you have stupid pictures of yourself doing a beer bong or making out with a farm animal.
A combination of the prefix "pre," and the word "research"
-ing (present tense, VT); -ed (past tense)
A combination of the prefix "pre," and the word "research"
-ing (present tense, VT); -ed (past tense)
Me: How did your job interview go?
Them: Well, I got a call back canceling the interview. They presearched me and found that pic at your party of me making out with your dog. I guess they don't take to kindly to that...
Me: WTF?
Them: Well, I got a call back canceling the interview. They presearched me and found that pic at your party of me making out with your dog. I guess they don't take to kindly to that...
Me: WTF?
by mkultra4013 February 13, 2010
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Get the piesaregoodforhealth mug.Commonly used as a name for an Egyptian Pharoh Hound, pronounced 'pye--sek' also meaning 'doggy' in Polish.
by AlicjatheAlien December 16, 2010
Get the Piesek mug.Putting in the final, vigorous effort to finish a task. Derived from the act of rapidly spanking a clitorus to achieve orgasm.
Bill: "Dude, that bolt is totally rusted. I (urgh) can't (urgh) get it to break loose!"
Fred: "You're almost there, dude! Piespank it!"
Fred: "You're almost there, dude! Piespank it!"
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