patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

Phasching

Pronounced: (fa-sh-ing)

It's the mystery phasching ...it was never there

I was like phasching I was never there...A mystery mutha fucka!

by Twaterson March 16, 2022

Phrothing

Phrothing is the act of rubbing cum between your thighs until the consistency has been noticeably changed. Some may add others substances to the mix to make it literally froth up. This may typically be preceded by using the thighs (your own or another's) to cause the ejaculation.

Guy: Hey babe... Wanna phroth me tonight?
Girl: we were phrothing last night, my thighs are so tired and cumstained.

by BIGDAWGSEXGOD March 10, 2024

Phrothing

The act of rubbing cum between one's thighs until the consistency has been noticeably changed. Some may add other substances to the mix to create literal froth. This is typically preceded by using the thighs to cause the ejaculated.

Guy: hey babe... can we try phrothing tonight?
Girl: sorry honey not tonight my thighs are still sore and cumstained from last time.

by BIGDAWGSEXGOD March 21, 2024