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Phosphorus

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.
Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
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Phosphorite

Impure, massive apatite. Not to be confused with appetite, the desire to eat. - Wikipedia.
Correct: This geological feature contains a phosphorite.

Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.

Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.
by Nestro December 29, 2007
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Poophoria

the feeling of satisfaction gained after having taken a huge dump, specially when the urges to poop were unbearable
Following the poophoria, Mike returned to the dinner table for some steak and mashed potatoes.
by Cecs Fabregas May 17, 2011
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phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.
Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.
by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009
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phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".
I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.
by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006
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phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.
Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.
by Hlalakar June 24, 2020
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Phosphorus

A drug found in bean that you sniff
You should add a bit of phosphorus
by Neutralice April 6, 2022
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