Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.
by JMcderp January 19, 2011
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The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
by Kevin Hazlewood June 7, 2007
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Get the phonversation mug.When someone calls or texts you without your permission. They have violated your ears and have forced their conversation upon you. It's usually someone you don't want to be in contact with like an annoying co-worker, former friend or just some moron you know.
The girl text the guy so many times, the guy screamed out "PHONERAPE!" He was never the same again and went into the corner crying while holding himself.
by lolz09 January 27, 2009
Get the PHONERAPE mug.The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.
"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."
by the kom December 16, 2007
Get the phoneRAGE mug.A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.
by Slick Tricks January 25, 2009
Get the Phoner mug.Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?
Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-
*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*
Cindy: Are you going to answer that?
Nigel: Answer what?
Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....
Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.
Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.
Nigel: Huh?
*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*
Cindy: Are you going to answer that?
Nigel: Answer what?
Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....
Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.
Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.
Nigel: Huh?
by JonFriesAlot May 13, 2011
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