Punkhole

(Noun) A nasty, overused, beat-to-shit vagina that has lost it's elasticity due to the high volume of dick traffic in and out of said vagina on a daily basis. A punkhole can be crusty or smelly or both but it must be large enough to create hard packing and slapping noises during coitus.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick Stevo fucked last night?"

Guy 2: "No, but I could hear a loud smacking sound while he was fucking her from my room downstairs."
Guy 1: "His room smelled so disgusting in the morning. That chick definitely has a punkhole."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Did you end up nailing that chick from the bar last night? She was all over you."
Guy 2: "Nah, man. We got in a cab to go back to her place but on the ride home she got horny, opened her legs, and started fingering herself."
Guy 1: "That sounds awesome. What's the problem?"
Guy 2: "Well, when she opened her legs, the entire car smelled like rotten fish. I'm pretty sure I saw some crust around the edges too. When we got to her house we let her out of the cab, shut the door behind her, and drove off..."

Guy 1: "Dude, that sounds like one gnarly punkhole."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I dodged a bullet."

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION May 20, 2014

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ponehole

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.

His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.

by GenXer June 16, 2022

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Prockhole

An individual or an action that simultaneously exhibits the characteristics of both a douche bag and an asshole resulting in the sore feeling following a proctologic exam.

Do you think if I paid that chick $50 she would prockhole me.

Then he had the balls to ask me if it was going to be free; can you believe that prockhole.

by MainMan1917 November 12, 2010

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