Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010

i got 2 phones

the "I got 2 phones" originated from the song '2 phones' by Kevin gates.it has been trending numerous times throughout the years but recently its being used by a side of tiktok called "da boys" to express their irritation for what a person is saying in a video and to say that what they are saying has no point and doesn't really make sense. Normally it used used under a lgbtq person or women's video talking about something in their community or something to do with it. A lot of the time its used by salty young men because they don't know what to say because they know their opinion is not only wrong but is more pointless than the video or comment they are replying too. it is a ignorant term and shouldn't be commented under videos discussing serious topics.

woman:the patriarchy is bad
incel:i got 2 phones

by bloo.dior August 30, 2023

mobile phones

something that is good for calling people and also gud for taxing.

person1 - oh my god check out that fully sik razor (mobile phones)

person2 - lets tax that shit

person3 - and then we sell it for 2 hunge and spend the money on ciggies

person4 - yehhh bro koots.

by Sammmmmmmm November 24, 2006

I got 2 phones

"I got 2 phones" is a phrase/tiktok meme/tiktok trend that is around in mid 2023. The word i got 2 phones is from a Song named 2 phones by Kevin Gates which have lyrics "I got 2 phones, one for the plug and one for the load".
This phrase will usually be used in tiktok comments on i got 2 phones meme that used to make fun of something such as LGBTQ+, Feminist, Controversy and etc. you can find this on tiktok.

I got 2 phones 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

I am in the possession of two cellular devices 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

by poxiloted September 2, 2023

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

by JWSTigre April 18, 2010