A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
by Quadratics July 29, 2008
Get the phloke mug.Originated from WetBackManny aka ‘Lil Telemundo’. Phlexxx is a verb that means no matter what the fuck you got , you got to phlexxx that shit. If you rich , phlexxx that shit. If you broke as fuck , phlexxx that shit. If you fucked your friends auntie and you guys aren’t friends anymore , phlexxx that shit. If you got HIV or cancer , phlexxx that shit. Fuck what people think. If you just got robbed , phlexxx that shit. Everything is a phlexxx. Most importantly , phlexxx on those ugly racist people. They ain’t shit. Synonymous to Flex and stunt
ITS PHLEXXX O’CLOCK.
by Neymanie May 25, 2018
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An abbreviation of Phlogistinator, one of the worst flamethrowers known to man. Usually associated with the W+M1 strategy.
by succ me m8 April 15, 2017
Get the Phlog mug.Physically very beautiful, fucking talented, fucking odd, fucking funny. Makes flash animations and video clips. Difficult to describe or to do real justice to here. Is a furry (a fox).
by Usagi Chan February 7, 2004
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A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube
(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)
They were a skater blob he said see you later blob
A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube
(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)
by Kraken_gutz November 9, 2021
Get the Phlob mug.Fredryk Phox is a guy from Tampa, Florida (which happens to be my hometown, too), who's video on Ebaums World became famous. He's an average guy that attends furry conventions here and there (I personally met him at Rocket City Fur Meet, and he has intentions of getting to AnthroCon). Due to his fame it's tough for him to make good friends, seeing as he's always being smothered, which is obvious with his hundred of LiveJournal comments. So don't be suprised if he doesn't IM you back if you ever decide to stalk him.
by Kamunou Hyena June 11, 2006
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