phaint

to faint, especially in a fangirly way

Orlando Bloom!!! *phaints*

by _the_anonymous_ July 7, 2008

Palintologist

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.

"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."

by Nimn March 17, 2009

palintologist

A fan of monty python and the works of Michael Palin so furious in their fanaticism that they do little else but quote the programmes and travel to places where Mr. Palin has visited.

"where is steve?"
"ahh he's gone to tibet, the silly twat, you know he's a proper palintologist, he spent six months in a utopian future after he saw brazil"

by steve anuscake November 17, 2009

Phlittie

Enchanting ; butterfly spirit with a tease- spoon of curiosity

I noticed a girl and her phlittie aura that enticed me to follow her into the ladies room

by Nicare April 18, 2020

plinth

A term of endearment for someone you want to be around. See also "good cunt" and "legend". Used in a derogatory fashion, to indicate affection.

Bobby: "Do you want to go to the movies with me, Janet?"
Janet: "Sure Bobby, but only if you stop being such a plinth."

by flyerific April 28, 2023

Palintology

The study of why God hid dinosaur bones all over the earth 6000 years ago, advocated by Sarah Palin.

As a Palintologist I have dedicated my life to the study of Palintology. Sarah Palin is guiding us to discover God's purpose when he hid these strange bones all over the planet. Naturally we believe in creationism and Palintology will help us to answer this fundamental question.

by Sean The King January 18, 2009

palintology

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.

Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.

by snappy2 October 27, 2008