phlegmboyant

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is

*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!

by Cory Angen May 15, 2007

Phlebotinum

A versatile substance that may be applied to anything in order to cause an effect needed by a plot.

Kryptonite is considered a phlebotinum device as it is invariably used to paralyze Superman in DCU comic plots.

by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

Phelpsing

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.

Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.

by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

Phelpster

A person who smokes pot but still exceptionally excels in assorted aspects of life.

"Dude don't smoke pot, it will make you lazy."
"Don't worry man, I'm a phelpster. I've been getting straight A's since I was 5."

"Jon is a phelpster. He smokes a ton of pot but can still run faster than anyone I know."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

Phelped

1)When someone takes a pic or video of you in a copromising situation and publishes it to the net or media.

2)ALTERNATE MEANING: Taking a really big hit from a bong.

1) Michael Phelps got phelped when someone at the party took a pic of him hitting a bong and sold the picture to the media.

2) Yo that dude just phelped that bong!

by menendez a.k.a. erock-stallion February 6, 2009

Fred Phelps

A self-proclaimed "Reverend" who is the patriarch of a family in inbred dolts who call themselves "The Westboro Baptist Church." They protest at funerals of gay people, solidiers, and celebrities, claiming that the decesed his rotting in hell, and was a "fag". Their aim is to destroy the first amendment by taking it to such an ugly extreme, and to destroy people's view of religeon/church/God/etc.

In 1929, Fred Phelps' mom sodomized her brother (Fred's dad) with a strapon dildo. Nine months later, he took a shit and forgot to flush, they named it "Fred Phelps".

Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.

by MarcusDude April 8, 2013