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philistine

every piece of music or word that iscapes that pair of philistines facial orifices, which btw, should be cemented over at the earliest oppertunity
by Snarfy June 7, 2009
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philipine

not short 4 penis..
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Joost philipine isnt short for penis
she is the most awsome person ever, she must be a philipine
by piennnn April 6, 2021
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Philisoworthless

Slang for worthlessness. To take something from someone without working for it or earning it. To bailout a lost cause. A state of being without value or morals. To make monetary gains from 'friends' without reason or effort. To feel without worth.
'Did you hear on the news, Obama is now trying to give a trillion dollar bailout to the Philisoworthless Enron!

After losing, and having to be known as the second best. The boy weeped and said to his speedo wearing father,' I have never felt this low level of Philisoworthless.'

Speedo wearing father says to boy,'I felt Philisoworthless when I married your mother.'
by tornadohitsavolcano September 26, 2010
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philistine

A true philistine, he cannot tell a Merlot from a Chianti, papardelle from cappellini, and thinks all Skittles taste the same.
by GonzoEtymologist August 17, 2018
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philisity

A ghetto black ho that has big tits and booty and is more than likely a prostitute.
philisity get your money to yo pimp befo 2 or you fired!
by tydro456 March 1, 2010
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philistine

1. A group of sub-pagans in Biblical times who were killed in a suicide attack by Samson.

2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
Only a philistine would force people to pay for a non-energy-bearing electrical waveform.
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an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.
Sick dude, your a philistine!
by Petrix October 8, 2006
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