Dr. Philing

Dissecting the people in your life, much like that texan fraud we all love to hate.

Shut the fuck up Terry. You're Dr. Philing the shit out of this kid.

by THE DRAGON TAMER September 21, 2010

peta-phile

someone who poses as an animal rights activist only so they can sexually rape young animals

most of PETA are peta-philes

by elvis .... the king,baby December 8, 2003

Techno-phile

a person in your I.T class that knows more than the teachers and just loves up computers. a person that fanatasises about computers.

your a fuckin techno-phile man!!!!

by Unknown(bin laden) October 3, 2003

peta-phile

Term made by some lonely looser who had no life and was waiting for his porn to load.

The creator of the term Peta-phile Has nothing better to do than sit around on his soggy Gelatinously Fat Buttox and slash an organization he knows nothing of.

by Patrick,Pagan,Peta April 28, 2007

Pudge-a-phile

A person who is attracted to persons with a little meat on there bones. Can also be considered a chubby chaser, but ever since that one true life episode, no one wants to use that word.

Also can be considered a person who preys on chubby chicks, like your local mexicans, or the old guys that live down your street.

Bill: Damn, check out wide glide over there. She lookin' good.

Ted: Yo, you's a pudge-a-phile, mane.

by Cool Story Broseph Stalin January 13, 2011

Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

Pseudo-phile

Someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a sexual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a dildophile.

Apple Dave: Oh yeah, I like to sh** cheese!
Cloud: So do I!
Apple Dave: You're under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
Cloud: You pseudo-phile!
Apple Dave: Oh D*** Sprouts to you!

by Poorly Maintained Cannon September 7, 2005